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The most far-reaching judgments are written by the least experienced judges.
1. If you come to the court session in advance, the judge will be late; if you are late for the meeting, the judge will come on time.
2. Even if your case is the first on the long agenda, it will be heard last - unless you are late.
An unfriendly judge briefing a jury can undermine even your strongest arguments.
If the judge instructs the jury in a spirit that is favorable to you, the jury will neglect the judge's instructions.
The judge's jokes are always witty.
The jury's attention to a given testimony is inversely proportional to its importance.
The jury is twelve people who determine which of the clients has the best lawyer.
The lessons learned from the previous jury selection are useless for the next selection.
1. The only juror you should definitely challenge is a wealthy legal professional.
2. The high intelligence of the juror is not in your client's best interest.
No matter how often a lie is shown to be false, there is always a certain percentage of people who believe that it is true.
This percentage will be presented on the jury.
1. You don't realize that your flu is open until you stand right in front of the jury.
2. You understand that you are in trouble when:
a) the judge begins the verdict with the words: "Do you really expect us to believe ...";
b) the jury applauds the very first arguments of your opponent;
c) the court clerk tells you to shut up;
d) the judge and your opponent refer to each other using their childhood nicknames.
No matter how often a lie is shown to be false, there is always a certain percentage of people who believe that it is true.
1. Proof using links to nonexistent authorities.
2. Proof by the method of bringing to disgust.
3. Proof by attribution to someone.
4. Method of least surprise.
5. Proof by waving your hands.
6. Proof by intimidation.
7. The method of postponement pending trial.
8. Proof by reducing to a chain of irrelevant lemmas.
9. The method of converging irrelevance.
Your opponent's mistakes are never recorded. Your own mistakes are always exposed to the jury.
Your opponent's witnesses are always more credible than yours.
Damage is followed by liability.
1. No matter is settled before full payment is made.
2. There is no such thing as "our" lawyer.
Relationships with opponents are often more cordial than relationships with colleagues.
The worst defeat you will suffer from a lawyer who studied law in absentia.
If you have two portfolios, you will take the wrong one to court.
In a sworn affidavit, critical information will remain unaffected.
The more effort you put into preparing your trial, the more chances you have for a last-minute amicable agreement.
